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conference ass

The stench of a bathroom at most any convention center, airport, or site of a conference. Traveling, eating conference food, excessive alcohol consumption, and drinking the local water leads to conference ass. Typified by loud, gas-y echoing from the toilet bowl.

similar to travelers butt, mudbutt, diarrhea
The sputtering rumbles diarrhea from those stalls means "Tom has conference ass."
by CW99 November 1, 2007
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Tehran Conference

The act of attempting to fuck a German with an American, a Russian and a Brit. Usually resulting in the Russian succeeding by going in from the right and the Brit not allowed to go through the south entrance.
“Let’s go fuck that bushy German” “fuck yeah can’t wait to properly Tehran conference them”
by CEO_of_bruh_moments May 1, 2021
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conference room

Location where sexual favors are exchanged at work. An invitation to the conference room means to have sex behind closed doors at work in the designated place.
I need to see you in the conference room.
Let's meet in the conference room.
by karl4uue September 25, 2009
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Chinese Overlord Data Mining With Video Conference Bonus

Guy 1: Zoom is just Chinese Overlord Data Mining With Video Conference Bonus

Guy 2: Yeah, I agree
by TICalculator June 6, 2021
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Conference Call

Oral sex involving 3 or more people
I walked in on my roommate in a conference call with 2 girls
by bens May 29, 2005
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Conference Wife

The woman that you meet up or travel with at conferences that you do everything with while there such as dinners, conference socials, and often times sharing a hotel room to save money . She looks out for the guy (or gal because women can also have a conference wife too). To others, it would appear that this couple is in a marriage or serious relationship when this type of relationship is usually non-sexual although it's not uncommon for the lines to get blurred on occasion.
The girls didn't hit on me at the bar because they thought my conference wife was my girlfriend.
by BizTrvlr08 May 29, 2018
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Conference

The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of
Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
by Dan May 27, 2008
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