cocksta

Term of abuse used for someone who has aspirations to greatness and is worthy of abuse. Often more widely used in a general sense.

Get out of your swivel office chair and make your own tea, you cocksta!

Nah bud, I can't be fucked talking to that cocksta.

by Dai Knight August 17, 2003

cocksman's lament

whole lot of labor and frustration for a teaspoon of funk!!

cleaning himself up, jack was doing the cocksman's lament

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Cockamainyhoohaa

someone who loves dick so much that whenever the topic is brought up (topic being anything about dicks) they go "HOOHAA!!" in enjoyment and excitement...

Justin: Dude..i hate my cock

Brandon: HOOHAA!

Spencer: u fuckin cockamainyhoohaa

by Mr. ICANWINTHEGAME January 15, 2010

Cockcaine

One who is so addicted to the male penis like it's a drug. A person said to be on cockcaine will try to get dick by any means neccesary including embarrasment or giving away their personal possesions.

I think Laura was on cockcaine or something...she wanted dick so bad she gave Eduardo the keys to her lexus and her ugz, which he later sold for staight up cash.

by masomenos December 9, 2008

cockbrain

A girl who is always talking about penises.

Kristen is being a huge cockbrain today.

by Johnny Hancock March 24, 2007

Die Cockstand

verb To die while in the midst of such a great flurry of activity that one's erection remains after death. Commonly used to describe busy activity.

Sergeant: "If you screw up again, I will make sure you do so many push ups that you die cockstand!"

by sergeant iron May 19, 2010

cockspank

You are a cockspank Warren

Warren is a cockspank

by Vechislav March 13, 2003