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fucked into a cocked hat

a situation that has been very fouled/screwed up
'So what could have been conducted in collegial atmosphere is now fucked into a cocked hat.' -- quote from the movie 'Ronin'
by Spastic Masturbator September 3, 2006
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cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.
Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.
by MistressDonnaoftheDark November 7, 2012
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Cockeroy

Holy shit thats a cockeroy!
by John12345657 November 16, 2010
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mother cocker

A term to use in place of the phrase "mother fucker," when:

1) Saying "mother fucker" gets old
2) When the situation requires a PG rated euphemism for mother fucker
3) When you accidentally hit your head on a blunt object (cabinet, etc)
4) for fun
Hits head on open kitchen cabinet... "MOTHER COCKER!!!!"
by mothercocker November 3, 2010
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Cocked

Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.

Symptoms include:

- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes

- Talking beyond stupid.

- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.

- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then

five mins later you hate them).

- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type

of hangover.
Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"

=..8)!
by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009
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cockanova

1. The female version of a Casanova

2. A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.

3. A woman with the morals of a man

4 .A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.

5. A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
Guy 1:Don't marry that cockanova, she sucked and fucked more dicks than 3 generations of sluts and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.

Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
by zingeraddict September 27, 2011
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cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.
Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.
by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008
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