Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire

Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

by bighairyotter June 22, 2020

Clump

The act of stomping a penis

"Thats my penis you're clumping"- someone probably

by Someone_probably October 2, 2022

Clump

PJ Harvey’s area on display during 2004

“Pj Harveys clump will give you a right lump”,
“I NEED HER CLUMP SO BAD”

by humanracing May 24, 2022

Clump Cheated

A historical event of monumental impact where someone notably influential and well-known within a community breaks the rules in a humorous fashion.

Clump Cheated! (insert person's name here) disgraced!

by DarkspiderM8 June 1, 2022

Suction Clump

When you are doing anal fisting and you try to pull out your fist out so violently that your hand gets ripped off.

Eh I'm not a fan of fisting, suction clumps are too common. mexican lawn mowers are way hotter anyways.

by weeneepeepoo December 4, 2019

clump a dump

When you really wanna take a dumb but you can't because your to busy.

MAN I REALLY NEED TO CLUMP A DUMP

by Autism austin April 19, 2018

Clumping Out

Crashing out or going into a fit of rage due to the opposite gender teasing you and not going all the way with you.

"dude she kept making these advances but when i wanted to do stuff, she said she did not want to....im clumping out dude"

by perception of null June 9, 2025