by smart_guy_is_smart May 11, 2015
Get the Clockblocker mug.When your late to work and there is the ONE coworker who insists on making small talk when all you want to do is clock in!!!
Oh no it’s Sarah...she likes to make small talk even though your late and just NEED to clock in...meanwhile I just saw her yesterday!!
I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!
I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!
by KP_JP_210 July 21, 2019
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When you're hanging out with a girl, and one of your friends tries their hardest to split you and the girl up as a joke. This makes your friend a cockblock.
Clayton: Hey so do you maybe wanna-
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.
Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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What about her friend
Watch me "Cockblockstopwatch" that tailgating bitch
What about her friend
Watch me "Cockblockstopwatch" that tailgating bitch
by TheColdGam3r December 9, 2016
Get the cockblockstopwatch mug.Whenever you're talking to somebody, and no matter what or how many witty or interesting things you say, they reply with things such as, "cool" or "yeah." They won't allow a good conversation by making it suck with their one word answers.
Debbie: "I was texting Conrad last night."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."
by playinitcool June 10, 2010
Get the Conversational Cockblock mug.A Cockblocker Suicide Bomber (or CSB), is a member of ones party who, as a means of 'taking one for the team', lures in the offending Cockblocker of the respective party of attractive women and has sex with her as a means of allowing his friends to mingle with the group of women.
The CSB is usually acceptant of his purpose due to shallow promises by his party, that following his likely traumatic and socially destructive actions, he will receive 72 virgins as a means of recompense, at a latter occasion.
The CSB is usually acceptant of his purpose due to shallow promises by his party, that following his likely traumatic and socially destructive actions, he will receive 72 virgins as a means of recompense, at a latter occasion.
Vinnie: "Damn son, fly ass hoe's at yo 12 o'clock"
(Vincent: "Oh my goodness, there is a group of very attractive young women straight ahead")
Du'Shawn: "Fo'real mah nigga, dey ratchet bitch be blockin' doe, know what I'm sayin'"
(Charleston: "You are correct, unfortunately there is a visually offensive women who appears to be undermining men's attempts to converse with them.)
Vinne: "Where my nigga T-Dallas at? Doe boy need to prove his loyalty."
(Vincent: "Where is our good friend Terrence? He's a shy, impressionable and easily-manipulated young man that would surely be a Cockblocker Suicide Bomber for a chance to befriend us")
Du'Shawn: "No doubt, tell a nigga he can pop a few cherrys if he itchin'"
(Charleston: "I agree, tell Terrence he will receive virgin women as recompense for his efforts.")
(Vincent: "Oh my goodness, there is a group of very attractive young women straight ahead")
Du'Shawn: "Fo'real mah nigga, dey ratchet bitch be blockin' doe, know what I'm sayin'"
(Charleston: "You are correct, unfortunately there is a visually offensive women who appears to be undermining men's attempts to converse with them.)
Vinne: "Where my nigga T-Dallas at? Doe boy need to prove his loyalty."
(Vincent: "Where is our good friend Terrence? He's a shy, impressionable and easily-manipulated young man that would surely be a Cockblocker Suicide Bomber for a chance to befriend us")
Du'Shawn: "No doubt, tell a nigga he can pop a few cherrys if he itchin'"
(Charleston: "I agree, tell Terrence he will receive virgin women as recompense for his efforts.")
by PloughDoe June 17, 2013
Get the Cockblocker Suicide Bomber mug.A word that immediately stops a conversation. It makes the other person feels so awkward that they end the conversation themselves.
"Hey whats up?"
"Nothing..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
"So I worked yesterday"
"ok..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
"Nothing..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
"So I worked yesterday"
"ok..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
by Quiksquirl December 20, 2010
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