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Clockblocker

Someone who just keeps getting in the way of clocks.
Why, you broke my Rolex, you clockblocker!
by smart_guy_is_smart May 11, 2015
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Clockblocker

When your late to work and there is the ONE coworker who insists on making small talk when all you want to do is clock in!!!
Oh no it’s Sarah...she likes to make small talk even though your late and just NEED to clock in...meanwhile I just saw her yesterday!!

I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!
by KP_JP_210 July 21, 2019
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Cockblock

When you're hanging out with a girl, and one of your friends tries their hardest to split you and the girl up as a joke. This makes your friend a cockblock.
Clayton: Hey so do you maybe wanna-
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.

Clayton: Thanks cockblock.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
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cockblockstopwatch

The amount of time it shows to get rid of a cockblock
Hey dude imma have sex with that chick
What about her friend
Watch me "Cockblockstopwatch" that tailgating bitch
by TheColdGam3r December 9, 2016
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Conversational Cockblock

Whenever you're talking to somebody, and no matter what or how many witty or interesting things you say, they reply with things such as, "cool" or "yeah." They won't allow a good conversation by making it suck with their one word answers.
Debbie: "I was texting Conrad last night."
Sally: "What did you guys talk about?"
Debbie: "More like, "what did I talk about?" because he was being a conversational cockblock the whole time."
by playinitcool June 10, 2010
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Cockblocker Suicide Bomber

A Cockblocker Suicide Bomber (or CSB), is a member of ones party who, as a means of 'taking one for the team', lures in the offending Cockblocker of the respective party of attractive women and has sex with her as a means of allowing his friends to mingle with the group of women.

The CSB is usually acceptant of his purpose due to shallow promises by his party, that following his likely traumatic and socially destructive actions, he will receive 72 virgins as a means of recompense, at a latter occasion.
Vinnie: "Damn son, fly ass hoe's at yo 12 o'clock"
(Vincent: "Oh my goodness, there is a group of very attractive young women straight ahead")

Du'Shawn: "Fo'real mah nigga, dey ratchet bitch be blockin' doe, know what I'm sayin'"
(Charleston: "You are correct, unfortunately there is a visually offensive women who appears to be undermining men's attempts to converse with them.)

Vinne: "Where my nigga T-Dallas at? Doe boy need to prove his loyalty."
(Vincent: "Where is our good friend Terrence? He's a shy, impressionable and easily-manipulated young man that would surely be a Cockblocker Suicide Bomber for a chance to befriend us")

Du'Shawn: "No doubt, tell a nigga he can pop a few cherrys if he itchin'"
(Charleston: "I agree, tell Terrence he will receive virgin women as recompense for his efforts.")
by PloughDoe June 17, 2013
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Conversation Cockblock

A word that immediately stops a conversation. It makes the other person feels so awkward that they end the conversation themselves.
"Hey whats up?"
"Nothing..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed

"So I worked yesterday"
"ok..."
Conversation Cockblock-ed
by Quiksquirl December 20, 2010
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