Crowning

An exploratory sexual move on a woman, kind of like fisting, only using your head. Gives that bigger girl or post pregnancy shawty a real buzz and gives the dude a chance to look around and see the kind of place he came from.

Yeah man, I totally crowned Maureen last night, crowning is her biggest turn on.

by Bonesofthewhitegoods June 4, 2011

croning

skull fucking

"I croned Meghan yesterday"

by DJD December 21, 2003

Crowning King

The act of fornication during child birth in attempt of achieving sexual euphoria for the expecting mother; vaginal penetration midst mammalian conception - i.e., a natural anesthetic used as an alternative in labor pain relief

Rather than the epidural, Matthew willingly preformed the almighty Crowning King, maneuvering his penis between the unborn baby's cranium and inside of Jacqueline's vagina, stimulating her clitoris. He's the man!

by dashibbymeister November 12, 2009

Crowning sir duke

When you really have to poop and it's getting to a point beyond your control. On the verge of shitting your pants.

Teacher: Yes, Daniel?
Daniel: Please Mrs. Richards I have to go to the bathroom! I'm crowning sir duke over here!

by PackaPackaBowl June 29, 2011

Choozing

when you ooze cheese.. from your cock... AKA ejaculating. yeah?

Dad: Oh boy, your mum had me choozing so bad last night
Son: Ugh! Gross
Dad: (Offers boy some crusty bread) Fondue?
Son: Super gross! (takes bread, dips... double dips)
Dad: GROSS!!!!
both laugh

by limp_pimp February 9, 2014

choosing lesser evil

A set scenarios that you have to choose whatever hurts less.

Officer Mark was forced to choosing lesser evil between killing the dope pusher Mang Kanor, or shooting his corrupt buddy Officer Jerry.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018

Croofing

The act of stick a horn on your head and ramming it into your girlfriend arse.

Yo bro, my gal just got a good croofing

by Hi mammy December 19, 2019