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Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.
Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!
by MarkLP May 11, 2010
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cheesing

A word that went from 2 definitions to 37 definitions on UD in just one day. Thanks to Trey and Matt.
South park aired an episode where Kenny got high off of cat pee and they called it cheesing. Now every South Park/Urban Dictionary freak like me has to add his/her/it's definition.
by Jerry Lambert March 27, 2008
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quitetly chuckling to myself

"quitetly chuckling to myself" is the new laugh out loud. Too often people use lol when they are only quitetly chuckling to theirself.

Part of the issr
Bob: Look at that geyzer falling over!!!!1111
Tim: quitetly chuckling to myself (qcm)
by Forces May 11, 2006
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Cheesing it

When someone is smiling really hard. I mean ear to ear smile. They're cheesing it
That kid smile so big he was cheesing it.
by doodles pop 12345 October 13, 2011
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Squirrel Cheeking

The act of grabbing you're scrotum mid-coitus and shoving it into your partners mouth or gaping anus. Typically followed by a commanding statement for your partner to "Save em up for Winter!"

It should be noted that this dominating act should only be performed in situations wherein the dominating party has enough Sack Slack to properly perform the maneuver and the receiving party has either a big enough mouth or a properly stretched anus to receive the package in its entirety.
Me and Angie wanted to try something different last night so I tried Squirrel Cheeking her ass and told that bitch to save em up for winter.
by Dave Darkly Asst Mgr JJSS March 11, 2010
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Checking on the flop

PR: Chris is checking on the flop.
Big Boy: How weak of him.
by PepFarm January 26, 2010
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Checking your College Town

<Guy 1 and Girl are alone about to do something>
Guy 2: Hey can I check my college town?
Guy 1: Sure! Go ahead.
Guy 2: Are you okay?
Guy 1: Yeah, just dandy!

That is how you can be checking your college town.
by Asian Thez November 6, 2010
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