cd settings 

When u go to the beach with ur wife juss say CD settings advice from V9

"Kyle when your with your wife just tap on her shoulder at the beach and say CD settings, trust me Kyle"

cd settings by Venomous bop October 26, 2019

Cd Player 

A devise that you place a compact disc in and enjoy music of all kinds

Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight listen to some compact discs and you know CUDDLE!
Kiersten : Wow you are so clueless why don't you get a life!
Steve : I just thought girls liked music and being held by a guy!
Kiersten: Well incase you didn't know I like good lookin guy's with big dicks and ipods!
Steve : Sure you don't want an ugly guy with a small penis and a CD player?
Kiersten : NO!

Cd Player by SlopNChop May 2, 2017

CD eater

CD eater: When a K-Pop idol sings or raps and they sound exactly like the studio version of their song they are called a CD eater.

"Daebak! Taeyeon is such a CD eater, did you hear her sing 'I' last night?"

CD eater by Tardisofatimelord January 14, 2017

cd-rw 

Compact Disk Rewritable, n.: A CD that you can burn with various amounts of data multiple times or erased unlike a CD-R which can only be burned once and cannot be erased.
CD-RW have a much higher cost than CD-R's and slower burning rates and thus less used.

I prefer to use CD-RW for work because I can reuse them, but for permanent things I like to use CD-R.

cd-rw by Zimbu January 7, 2004

CD player 

A mechanical device used to play music CDs. Recently, their numbers have been diminishing as the population of ipods and mp3 players grow. These digital music devices may be awesome, but CD players will always be a classic (but not a big of a classic as casset/tape players, because those are REALLY a classic when it comes to portable music devices). When used during school, teachers often take them up, even though there is scientific evidence that music aids in the learning process (i think).

Jennifer: Hey, do you have your CD player with you? I wanna listen to that Oasis CD.

Hannah: Naw, Mr. Williams took it up during 3rd period.

Jennifer: Man, that sucks.

CD player by Diana Stephens May 22, 2005

cd-i 

Widely considered one of (if not the) worst console(s) of all time, even surpassing systems like the Sega CD, 32X and 3DO, which each had at least 1 decent game each.

Its most (in)famous games included the Nintendo-licensed Zelda games Faces of Evil/Wand of Gamelon/Zelda's Adventure, along with Hotel Mario.

Interestingly, the CD-i would live on to finally entertain people (in a way) about a decade and a half after its release, when the Youtube Poop fad (which is heavily rooted in the horrendously bad, yet hilarious, Nintendo FMVs).

Notable cd-i game quotes:

"Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?"

"There is no time, your sword is enough!"

"You DARE bring light into my lair? YOU MUST DIE?!!!"

cd-i by Steven Edwards August 9, 2009

CD Player 

1. An electronic device used to play compact discs.
2. An endangered species of electronics that will soon be wiped out by the evil mp3 poachers.
3. The preferred musical player of real hardXkore kids, indie kids, and metalheads.

"The mp3 poachers are raping our CD land! They are putting out shitty, low-quality music to appeal to the iPod generation! Dedicated music fans are being gunned down in the streets by scene whores! They know not the joy of owning a CD. They know not the joy of having a respectably high-quality piece of music ringing through your ears. If an mp3 whore approaches you, do not fear! Hold your CD player high and deliver a coup de grâce to the mother fucker's head! Unleash thy 5-inch-compapct-disk-of-fury! YOU ARE THE LIZARD KING!"

CD Player by Shimmy Shim Shim Shoo September 3, 2008