Caloha

The spontaneous disrespect and disregard that Californians demonstrate for people who do not belong to their chosen social group.
The polar opposite of Hawaiian aloha.

Example 1
"I feel so isolated and alone since moving to California!"
"Sounds like you've gotten a good dose of Caloha..."

Example 2
"People in San Francisco are so pissy and cold, what's up with that?"
"It's just their Caloha, Bra."

by King of Cups August 8, 2013

high caloric

n. A high-calorie, fatty meal which induces bloated feelings of guilt. Typically used referentially as the opposite of a High Colonic, or cleansing of the bowels and lower intestines.

You wanna get an awesome blossom and some buffalo wings for dinner?

Sounds tasty but I can't. I had a high caloric for lunch so I have to purge tonight instead. But if you want company, I'll eat your parsley and have a water with lemon in it.

by John Cocktoasten August 14, 2006

calories

Little monsters that sneak into your room at night and sew all your clothes tighter.

Avoid calories at all costs.

by Loreley April 7, 2012

nigga calories

N,: Calories obtained from any "Soul Foods" or foods common among African Americans.

"Yo Dawg. My aunt Jemima be cookin up some o' her biscuits, gravy, watermelon and friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied chicken. You comin'?

"Nah brother, that's just empty nigga calories"

by Gwecob August 23, 2009

Calboy

1) Calboy is the oh great one. He also goes by the name "The Man".
2) THE MAN.

"Calboy, your the man bro. I wish i was as awesome as you."

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

CalorieMate

A brand of energy-supplement foods produced by Otsuka Pharmaceutical Co., in Japan. Comes in several forms, including Block, Jelly, and Can. The most popular is the block, because of it's small size and portability. It is known as a "Balanced meal, on the go". It contains many of the necessary vitamins, minerals, and nutrients the body needs, all in a small container.

The CalorieMate was popularized by the video game "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater" for the PlayStation 2 as a food the main character can consume.

Tim: What are you eating?

Jeff: A CalorieMate

Tim: What's that?

Jeff: A delicious energy supplement food from Japan that contains essential vitamins and minerals, all in this small block!

Tim: Wow..., it sounds like a really nifty type of food, almost like food the astronauts eat!

by JapanRules1211 May 2, 2009

Calyb

The name of someone kind and gentle. usually not so bright, but very comical. A person who is loving and cares for others. A person who is strong, ripped, and/or sexy

Nice to meet you, Calyb.

by Calyb'sChica May 25, 2009