bologna

cheap substitute of lunch meat consisting of the flesh of dead old people taken from nursing homes.

Why is it called the Oscar Mayer Old Folks Home?

by Timmy Valentine July 8, 2004

Bologna Pony

A Bologna Pony
The most exquisite american meat shaped into the lovely form of a pony

NOT VERY OFTEN referred to as a cock

Matt: Hey John, you see Jessica over there?
John: yea?
Matt: She rode the bologna pony all night loooong
John: *high five*

by Michael Martino May 21, 2008

[Boonga] Basher

A weapon used for bashing boongas. Often a hockey stick, fence post, piece of driftwood, lead pipe, or crowbar.

"I carry a Boonga Basher to bash the boongas when they come to bash me."

by ElyseesDanielleMichelleJudson December 16, 2008

Boonga

A derogatory term referring to an Aboriginal person, commonly used in Australia

Do you see those filthy Boongas sniffing petrol

by BoongaNation January 11, 2020

bologna band aid

The act of inserting one's erect penis into a friend's bullett wound to help stop the bleeding. Blowing one's wad while in the wound can act as a blood clotting agent (pleasure for you, first aid for them...everyone wins)

When my friend Hillary was shot in the face in a drive by, I was quick to insert my erect member into her new orafice to stop the bleeding with a bologna band aid. Forgetting the enormity of my manhood, I inadvertantly gave her an Angry Chewbacka in the process.

by mogy June 18, 2007

Bologna

A downgrade from Ham.

I be goin Ham shawty, upgrade from Bologna

by HAMmasterrr June 19, 2011

Balonga Pony

Term used to describe the male sexual organ.

Tonight she going for a ride on my Bolonga Pony!

by Larryfun September 4, 2005