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Batang Kankaloo

Batang kankaloo means legitimate citizens of and people residing in Kalookan.
"Mga lehitimong taga-Kalookan at mga taong nakatira sa Kalookan."

Kankaloo came from the reversed word of Kalookan.

"Binaligtad na salitang Kalookan."
Batang Kankaloos are described as hardworking, diligent, loving, cheerful, honest, helpful and compassionate.

"Ang mga Batang Kankaloo ay itinuturing na masisipag, matitiyaga, mapagmahal, masayahin, matapat, matulungin at may aksyon at malasakit sa kapwa."
by Elysam September 6, 2024
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Batwank

Masturbation to Batman

Or getting Alfred to do it for you (only for posh twats)
Sure! Here's a copy of the definition example:

"Batwank: A word I made up for no reason to describe a certain way of masturbating for example. 'I batwanked mum I didn't cum all over!'
by PleasureLeisureaddict1 March 20, 2025
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Inverted Batwing

Sideways fisting both someone’s pussy and asshole while falling out of a plane upside-down and wearing a Batman mask.
To interrogate criminals, Batman often employs the use of the Inverted Batwing.
by Mememaster76 October 9, 2017
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Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.
Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?
by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021
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Makcik bawang

Makcik= aunt Bawang=onion
This population is usually found in Malaysia.They like to spread hot news about other people. Loves to gossiping, slandering, criticizing either on social media or anywhere with their friends.aunty aunty most favorite hobby.busy body!!!!!
Example in malay:
Makcik bawang 1:Kau tau si Fatin tu dah ada 13 ex...tambah dengan Shaf tu haaa...
Makcik bawang2: Dia memang playgirl! Laki aku pun sampai tergila-gilakan dia.

Example in english:
Makcik bawang1:did you know?her husband divorced her just because her fart sounded like a car engine.
Makcik bawang 2:alaaa! not only that but she is also actually crazy about money. Look at her rich husband...waa so handsome but yeah...
by Jigangggg MENG UWU December 1, 2021
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Casting the Batwing

Casting "THE BATWING" Occurs on special occasions and festive holidays when one purches on a bed with the outer leg extending across to the adjacent bed side table. In an attempt to show flattery the male takes his BallSack in both hands and ---STRETCHES---it as taught as possible making his Sack appear semi-transparent. The light from the bed side lamp then shines through the BallSack casting it's glorious shadow upon the unsuspecting...
CASTING THE BATWING
I was feelin' O-SO-FRESH last night and decided I was going to take our relationship to the next level.. So I called my girl into the back room and stopped her short with "THE BATWING"....And there it was, shadow casting down upon her in all its vany glory!
A single tear rolls down her cheek as she replies "I Do!"
by DumpsterFire911 January 7, 2026
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