Authenticize

To make authentic, or to go through the process of identifying authenticity.
The source was the 55 North conference promo video
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Attend the conference and get authenticized

by Stephen55North June 20, 2018

Astletic

Can do really cool things with their mouth.

You are astletic.

by Young DAGGER DICK 12757 September 15, 2018

authentic

1. of the genuine article; trustworthy.
2. the original, not a copy.
3. when a person refuses to change, and refuses to revise improve, better, etc themself, staying the same.

I'm not changing, I'm staying the same, therefore I'm authentic.
This document isn't the original, it's not authentic.
Authentic Italian cuisine.

by King of Adelaide November 1, 2019

App-athetic

The inability to keep up to date with the millions of App updates issued every second rendering your i-thingy archaic resulting in a complete disregard for updates.

Wow. I have 34 app updates since going to bed last night. I'm done with this. I have never been so App-athetic.

by The Brown Fox January 2, 2013

fabulously authentic

Being amazingly and extraordinarily unique to oneself. Being yourself but doing so with glamour.

Person 1: “Melinda is so fabulously authentic because she’s the only one with a stank face and a tilted tiara.”

Person 2: “Wow! She’s so fabulously authentic *heart eyes*

by RosegoldTiara November 20, 2020

Authentic Tea Bag

The act of steeping one's balls in boiling water for over 5 minutes before dipping them in an unsuspecting friend's face.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever successfully complete and authentic tea bag

by Chiprickets January 22, 2012

Wigan Athletic

Wigan Athletic are a (world famous) club based in England. You can't find much better than Wigan Athletic. 10 times Champions League Winners, 50 times Premier League winners, 30 time FA Cup winners, who the fuck cares about the capital one cup or whatever its called, we lost count after 100 of them!

Man, did Wigan Athletic just win the EPL again?!
Yep. Obvs.

by Mutant Womble January 23, 2017