Aim Assist

Aim Assist is an extremely overpowered function all keyboard and mouse gamers have to go against constantly and unskilled controller players fuck them up because they have aim assist
Synonyms include: Aimbot, Hacks
Antonyms include: Skill, Trained Aim

e.g "OMG how that kid triple headshotted me when hip firing he has Aim Assist!"

by MoTheSlow April 2, 2020

Fist Assist

This can only be done in the missionary position during anal intercourse. You (gently) insert your fist into her vagina until you feel yourself inside her ass, then you proceed to masturbate using her colon like a sleeve. Believe me, this can be done.

My Ex. Fist assist, last night I gave her the ol' fist assist.

by StrangeO July 23, 2009

Medical Assistant

UrbanDictionary: Medical Assistant = Also known as a "MA". Someone who has most all the skills and usually better bedside manner then a nurse, unfortunatly paid significantly less. The Medical Assistant is usually the person in the office you see most and spends the most time with the patient. Medical Assistants can usually be found being barked at my the nurses or doctors for a mistake they made, but want someone else to blame.

Medical Assistant is usually called a nurse by the public.

by MA at Large February 5, 2010

assisted suicide wank

A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!

My friend did a suicide wank and won!!! Minus point for being an assisted suicide wank kind!!

by DopeDoge May 13, 2020

assisted suicide

Assisted Suicide is part of the pro-choice political view. It allows the terminally ill to have the option of ending their life by being induced with a legal drug. Elderly that are NOT terminally ill but have some kind of disorder, etc, are considered for this option as well.

person 1: That man just found out he is going to die in 3 weeks.

person 2: Does he have the option of assisted suicide?

person 1: He asked, but they don't allow it here.

by Velma F. July 21, 2006

dunk assist

A type of assist in the game of basketball that is counted to a player who passes the ball to a teammate in a way that leads to a score by a field goal that's a slam dunk, meaning that he or she was "assisting" in the dunk that results as a field goal. This is also counted as a regular assist, too.

Steve Nash or someone like him, I bet, get about 4 or 5 dunk assists a game. Maybe more.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 13, 2010

administrative assistant

A modern day name for a "secretary".

Jane: "What does she do?"

Barry: "She's an administrative assistant."

Jane: "Oh."

by Jonas the great October 1, 2010