Asset Protection

the protection of the backside of miniature donkeys, elephants and mongoose.

Could someone please call Asset Protection to deal with the artard in the lobby?

by Anniew March 18, 2008

AssKetchup

AssKetchup is when you have anal sex and you Anus bleeds, prefferably when it drips out.

Person 1: Damn i had some good anal sex yesterday!
Person 2: Did you have anal?
Person 1: Yes, but i did get some bad assketchup

by JariPinda November 14, 2016

assetone

A semi-caustic fluid that you apply to your butt-cheeks to help firm and sculpt it into more shapely contours.

I prefer not to have my posterior feel like it's on fire, so I guess Ell Passo on da assetone and just resign myself to having a somewhat saggy/bulgy butt, thank you very much!

by QuacksO December 5, 2018

Asseter

A fucking whore who can’t do anything , they tend to feed on cocaine

Jane : ew it’s a asseter

by Kwekjifhiglierfgirfegofjerg.78 December 24, 2019

asseto

"all slogans suck except this one". Alternatively "all soundbites suck except this one". Essentially a rejection of any and all soundbites/slogans/catchphrase on the premise that they all push an oversimplified or casuist view of the world.

Can be used seriously or ironically.

Skinhead Nazi: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

Sane person: "Fuck that"

Skinhead Nazi: "What you think white children don't deserve a future?"

Sane person: "Your slogan oversimplifies reality and your ignoring the facts that it's used as a justification for genocide of non-whites. Asseto"

by anonymous September 16, 2020

Asslete

An athlete with a large or recognizable posterior. Often times, these athletes will be both successful, reaching the tops of their game, such as Serena Williams.

That woman has such a large butt that it hides her championship physique, like an asslete

by postfactor September 28, 2020

Asset

Money but in houses

I have money in assets aka money but in houses!

by JLPMS5 October 19, 2020