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Lesbian Apocalypse

Lesbian apocalypse is when lesbians take over the universe and tiktok
LESBIANS WILL TAKE OVER EARTH”
“No?…”
“Stfu it’s time for Lesbian apocalypse
by wendys wife June 2, 2022
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Apocalypse Customer

A hungry customer, usually craving subway, who will brave heavy rain, lightning storms, tornado warnings, tornado sirens, tornadoes, hail, snow storms, sleet, blizzards, meteors pummeling the earth, acid rain, feral dogs, feral cats, zombies, and any general apocalypse scenario to obtain something to eat, most likely a sandwich, even though they should stay. the. fuck. home.
we should be slow today conditions outside are life threatening.

just wait for the apocalypse customers!
by Armondo72 November 12, 2010
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Ampocalypse

Word used to describe a stupid action taken in error by the infamous Amphiaraus, player in EVE Online and officer of Black Eclipse Corporation. The phrase was coined after a series of stupid stunts pulled by Amphiaraus (or "Amp" for short) were made common knowledge and laughed about freely.

"The infamy will continue, the list will grow. That much is certain. Beware, so you do not fall victim to the next Ampocalypse!"
Exiting your client while tanking a spawn with hundreds of millions of ISK worth of mining barges in an asteroid belt, while bluntly remarking on TeamSpeak, "I turned off my tank."

Sending a mass mail with your mate's login info to the entire corp instead of to yourself.

Putting up a sell order in a market hub of 100 million worth of megacyte for 10 million.

Popping a mate's brand new Crow (a ship) in your Claw because you didn't turn your autocannons off in time.

Word use: "Ampocalypse now." "Tristan, does that qualify as an Ampocalypse?"
by TristanX September 14, 2006
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lesbian apocalypse

Lesbian apocalypse is when every lesbian on tiktok follow eachother and have a lesbian profile picture
“hey did you hear about the lesbian apocalypse
“yeah!! We're gonna overthrow the government, lesbian world domination!!!”
by sigmafemale69 June 1, 2022
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Goth/Chav Apocalypse

The upcoming Goth/Chav Apocalypse which will encompass not only England, but the the entire WORLD! (i know which side ill be on, dont know about you...)
"Brapp, we'il av' ya'll dirty emo scum! Il phone ma brovaz, im tellin ya!" (The build up to the inevitable Goth/Chav Apocalypse...)
by samm wells February 29, 2008
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Zombie Apocalypse

The End of the World, when people who have died rise again in rotten corpses searching for blood and brains to strengthen them. The Apocalypse is when all Zombies rise and destroy the world.
...Braaaains!

Quick, get the Shotgun! It's the Zombie Apocalypse!

My Zombie Apocalypse Plan: FPSRussia
by torrrrrrub August 6, 2011
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Taco Bell Apocalypse

The taco bell apocalypse will come when Taco Bell goes out of business...lets hope that will never happen! People will die and mexico will be raided for tacos! The the price of tacos, meat, beef, cheese, beans, and everything else included on the taco bell menu with in short supply and the prices will sky rocket for them! Also the world will have to rely on KFC for its supply of sporks!
Phillipe:"Did you hear Taco Bell is going out of business and the government didn't give them a bail out?"
Roderigo: "What the fuck is the government thinking! Don't they know if Taco Bell goes out of business there will be a taco bell apocalypse!?"
Phillipe: "Yah there setting themselves up for a big one aren't they?"
by ManOfCars June 18, 2009
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