Austin Community College

ACC simply put, its where you wanna be...if you can't get into the University of Texas yet.

Dude 1 "where do you go to school"
Dude 2 "oh i go to austin community college, mostly rio grande campus"
Dude 1 "oh man, is it where you wanna be?"
Dude 2 "well ya until i can get my gpa up and transfer to UT"
Dude 1 "oh right"

by KickItChick December 16, 2008

Austin Powers Piss

The act of taking a very, very long number 1, perhaps with frequent pauses in between urination and then resuming urination at full force. As seen in the evacuation stage of the unfreezing process as seen in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

I just took such a huge piss from drinking so much water. It was kinda like an Austin Powers Piss.

by p-schaefer October 19, 2010

austinjob

When you get a blowjob, but the servicer bites the tip of their partner's penis. Popular in San Bruno and Anime conventions.

I was getting my dick sucked while reading manga, but then this fool went and bit my penis. Therefore... it was an Austinjob.

by racist chris August 17, 2011

Austin Stevens

The most hilarious Snake Handler in history. Known for such skills as tickling lizards and frogs...and allowing trees to fall on his camp

**grabbing Cobra in desert**

Austin Stevens: AHH it bit me guys!! for fuck sake guys!!
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AS: This is one of the only poisonous lizards in the world...n look its tickleish!! he says 'stop it i hate it! ahhh!! stop it plz!' hehehe

by Poo Man Jones October 24, 2008

Austin Chan

literally asian jesus

It's Austin Chan, connoisseur of long wangs.

by TheGuy985 January 4, 2019

Austin, Texas

A once quiet, laid-back, friendly small Texas city populated mainly by native Texans and UT students. A very attractive and pleasant place, full of culture, great food, a great music scene, and nonstop nightlife, but a climate of brutal summers lasting 6 months out of the year and bipolar winters that can be anywhere from 10-90 degrees. Until the 1970’s, many people outside the south commonly known as “Yankees”, decided to move there and kept their personalities and culture of perceived unfriendliness, hostility, and indifference. And for the past 20-30 years, it has now become a very progressive city full of culture and pretentiousness, but now an overcrowded and overpriced cesspool with nonstop traffic from 5:00 a.m to 1:00 a.m. and middle-classes flocking to Round Rock, Cedar Park, and Leander on the north side and Buda and Manchaca on the south side. Westlake Hills remains the upper middle class white flight area it has been since the 1970’s.

I’m from Austin, Texas. I’m a UT graduate with a doctorate degree in philosophy, a vegan that loves beyond sausage hot dogs with Sriracha, wants a sterile, politically correct society, and far left socialist. Drive up the prices of homes to make the place more desirable! Now I’m going to work at the vegan restaurant I work at waiting tables so I can pay my $3000 a month rent on a 1 room apartment downtown!

by waspcoloredstain December 18, 2021

Austin Mekenzie

A “Austin Mekinzie” is a creature not know to man, this creature will tear off your skin, by changing your nick-name in fortnite to: “sweatbraggernerd” adovid at all costs…

“Shut the fuck up! We do not care about they pvz2 mints!”

-proceeds to tear off all limbs, and has oral sex with an eye ball from its victim-

“An lifeless corps powered by drinking tears”

1382-2022”

“An Austin Mekenzie is an creature powered by the tears Of his fortnite kills victims”

by COLEPEDERSON November 22, 2022