mitties

Mitties are the shortened version of "man titties". Often characterized by woman-like breasts that are extremely visible, mitties are one of the most disgusting and unattractive features one can have. Commonly possessed by overweight men, or those with unfortunate genes.

I went to the pool, and all the old, shirtless men had mitties.

by uknomelykwo January 22, 2010

kitten mittens

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

by Julia June 22, 2004

fart in a mitten

You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it.
-Coined by someone on TMZ.com

Paris Hilton, and every other over-exposed celebrity, rankle like an inescapable fart in a mitten.

by kellyfatman December 6, 2006

Minuteman

Bunch of Xenophobic gun-carrying racist rednecks that have nothing else to do with their lives than to patrol desert areas while sipping "cold ones" looking for oh-so-dangerous illegal aliens, not realizing the real threat came through the airport sporting a valid-and-legal tourist visa.

Daaaam sister!!!.. we better hurry up and finish humping soon, 'cause poppa Bobby Joe is coming to pick us up and hunt some Mexicans!. I loooove to be a minuteman!.

by @MeDiCo_BrUjO October 20, 2009

fish mitten

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004

New York minute

A very short period of time. So named because New York is a busy city where people are in such a rush that a minute seems to pass in less than sixty seconds.

When the most attractive girl in school asked me if I wanted to have sex with her, I thought about it for a New York minute before saying "yes".

by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003

seven minutes in hell

A simple variation of the fun family game 'seven minutes in heaven'

The female in the scenario must receive anal sex for a time no less than 7 minutes.

Necessary caveat: no lubrication may be present (mandatory)

Wow, Sally, I haven't been able to sit down since I played seven minutes in hell.

by dizzscroeder November 4, 2013