Mitties are the shortened version of "man titties". Often characterized by woman-like breasts that are extremely visible, mitties are one of the most disgusting and unattractive features one can have. Commonly possessed by overweight men, or those with unfortunate genes.
by uknomelykwo January 22, 2010
A teenage boy, often perceived as a homosexual, who is actually quite straight and enjoys embarking on humorous endeavors on Facebook. When you know JCox, make sure you get that pussy.
by uknomelykwo September 10, 2011