hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)

by J Monty Rivers December 26, 2003

in bed

1) To be in a bed.
2) Words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more... interesting.

Since all his friends were busy, Shawn had to have fun alone. IN BED! See?

by Sarah January 23, 2004

three-in-a-bed

A threesome as a one-off (so to speak). A three-in-a-bed is a sexual encounter between three people, usually (at least for two of those involved) for the first and last time.

A phrase beloved of the British tabloid press is "three-in-a-bed romp", which stresses bother the impermanence and the (just-for-)fun nature of the experience, thus engaging the sexual interest and desire, the envy and thus the moralising indignation of the newspaper's readers all at once!

by kofi June 30, 2003

Shit the bed

A sudden and complete failure or collapse producing a profoundly negative result.

The Canadian 2011 Junior hockey team shit the bed in the third period against the Russians.

by jrott January 6, 2011

breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

by Mega Millions March 30, 2010

your moms bed

Where I was last night.

in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed

by potheadblazer420 April 10, 2010

dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014