9 definitions by Mega Millions
by Mega Millions May 23, 2009
Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!
by Mega Millions March 14, 2007
When you happen to pass by an unguarded or unattended item of value in your daily routine and swipe it before anyone notices it. Usually sold afterward.
by Mega Millions March 30, 2010
by Mega Millions March 23, 2007
(the most stupidest pun ever)
guy 1: knock knock
me: who's there
guy 1: orange
me: orange who
guy 1: orange you glad i didn't say bannanas?
*BANG*
me: I had a "blast" hanging with you...
guy 1: knock knock
me: who's there
guy 1: orange
me: orange who
guy 1: orange you glad i didn't say bannanas?
*BANG*
me: I had a "blast" hanging with you...
by Mega Millions May 25, 2009
Anyone who is part of a gang and goes to school, but never puts in work or hits up anyone. Uses the fact that he's in a gang to intimidate others, but inside, he's a little pussy.
Guy 1: What the fuck you lookin at?
Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me?
Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!
Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me?
Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!
by Mega Millions November 20, 2010
to borrow or have
by Mega Millions April 16, 2009