twat school

fictitious education establishment that can be referred to when someone does something twattish.

a person spills their beer all over themselves and down their face, "where'd you learn that, Twat School?!"

by Chardonnay115 December 23, 2009

twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.

Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...

by maja2000 June 6, 2017

honky twat

An adjective describing a woman usually older than 40 that hangs out at country bars/country music after parties looking for someone to have sex with.
Usually outdated with the times and appearing desperate and unkept.

Did you see Darlene? She bounced on my cousins cock and balls for three hours... after that Billy Ray Cyrus song got her all hot and bothered, what a Honky Twat!!!

by Fritterwagon42 May 12, 2018

twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.

"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".

by Juan 12 November 8, 2007

Twat Burger

Someone who is being ridiculous and overly pathetic, in the same instance. Often times a spoiled child who thinks they are entitled to everything, yet in reality, they deserve nothing.

Man, Ericka's sister is being a TOTAL Twat Burger right now.

by Embarrassing Jabroni May 16, 2016

Twat train

When a group of woman get together and lick or eachother’s genitals in a line forming a train of women resembling a train

Ey Alex, my great aunt Devon told me that twat trains were a huge trend in the 40’s

by Alexandevo June 29, 2018

Twat Nugget

A clump of dried bodily fluids or fecal material that is stuck to a woman's bush. It's like a dingleberry but in the front.

Derek is a twat nugget!
You eat your mom's twat nuggets for breakfast.

by The RuKuS January 12, 2020