Having a Stroke

The act of jacking off.

My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.

by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

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《¤》Catheterization 《¤》Three《¤》Propels《¤》And《¤》Three《¤》Strokes《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

smoke stroke

Standing by a fire where the smoke blows in your direction and your eyes sting. And the smell of your clothes the next morning!

I was sitting by a fire and got smoke stroke

by A876Walk March 1, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

Stroke

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Person 1: "Hey bro how you doing?"
Person 2:"haiuwqjqwiewq212891y983hrefujiafuiwekfhqmotiuoiHUIGuhmuGu8sgBIUFBI&KY*Y#ORFJIFBDUIDFDUIUIB" Hnhb yG UY V UkI Uegyu lGYUBFYUKgnUKVbtdtfgh njkGNYUhfqnikildhsauniD^FBN UGUgoiRAIyNT*!&Yjonhuignmomhuo "G oJIOhn8 g78Y*O@U(!@!!#Y$(#$Y*(&#*$&*275892903758531984294uw8rhuesty98wesuf8irtouhqiqqqqqq qqqqqqqqqq qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq"
Person 1: "Indeed."
Person 2: "Sorry, I had a stroke."

by I sprllng vry gud October 4, 2019

sugar stroke

When Consume so much sugar that your brain stops functioning from 1-5 seconds Then you come back to reality and regret your decisions and cry.

Jackson Ate 5 Pixie Sticks at the same time Then he suffered from a 3 second Sugar Stroke.

by J05M0TH3R December 5, 2019