Laying Conduit 

The act of inserting a rock-solid, erect penis into a female co-worker. Commonly performed raw in most cases.

Where has Logan been? Logan is in the janitor's closet with Katelyn Laying Conduit.

Laying Conduit by CHOFAJ July 28, 2021

Facebook Layoffs 

Getting rid of all your "friends" that you now don't talk to, care about, have never met, or just now "dislike." Similar to a company trimming the fat in the their labor force.

Just went through a round of facebook layoffs... and man, it feels good.

Facebook Layoffs by Carbomb May 17, 2011

Anti-laysatical 

deeply not wanting to do, but you cant help but to.

all done with my work, time to sleep....... *but instead you start to duple check your work* being anti-laysatical strikes again!

Anti-laysatical by steelspoder178 March 8, 2017

Blowzone Layer

The foreskin of the penis

"Does he have a blowzone layer?"
"Yes"

Blowzone Layer by realbigdipper June 26, 2020

A Layng Thing to do 

A Idea or Action done by a 5’2 Short Irish Kid.

Jerking off on a vacation? What a layng thing to do.

A Layng Thing to do by Griffin Eisele September 23, 2023

Salt Lake City Layover 

A sexual act, preferably unique to Utah (see "soaking") that occurs in a brief moment while passing through Salt Lake City.

Captain Beerhound, a airline pilot, had a brief, unsatisfying hook-up with a flight attendant in the Delta Sky Club during a Salt Lake City Layover. He later learned that what he had experienced was"soaking," a custom quite popular among some religious folk in Ski City, USA.

Salt Lake City Layover by The Grimm Reaper December 20, 2020

earth, fire, water, air (lays) 

A funny meme which plays on the air to potato chip ratio of a packet of Lays potato chips. Many people have criticised Lays for the lack of actual chips in their packets (70% air, 30% actual potato chips) So, the person behind this did a pretty good job portraying this.

Avatar: Earth, Fire, Water, Air!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Wait! Maybe you should whisper Lays after you've said that!
Avatar: What the hell is that?
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: It's a very funny meme. It's based on the fact that Lays scams us by giving us 70% air and 30% actual potato chips in a packet.
Avatar: Come on, that's stupid.
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Boy, if you wanted to get fired that easily, you just could've asked...
Avatar: N..n..no! Please! Oh, I'll do it!
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: That's the spirit! Now, action!
Avatar: earth, fire, water, air (lays)
Director of Avatar: The Last Airbender: Perfect!

earth, fire, water, air (lays) by LemonSucker99 February 27, 2017