Khristoffer

The most handsome asian boy ever.They usually have the biggest dick known to man and really smells good like lavender.The K comes from Kratos(god of war) who killed every god in greek and now going to kill norse gods and hristoffer don't mind that.Khris's are usually very funny cause they're asian and most girls would fall for a guy named Khris even boys!!!

"Oh Khristoffer what a nice dick you got"

by KHRIS THE GREAT March 14, 2017

Kristyn

The name of a girl that I really like but will not ever get with because I’m a super loser

Me: Have you seen Kristyn she’s so pretty and her hair is so amazing and I absolutely adore her
Also me: I’m a loser she will never like me :(

by Spider-queer June 3, 2020

Kristian

Kristian... a GIRL who is beautiful and very much talented. Hated by MANY and loved bye MANY! Very much hard to understand. Feels no need of help from anyone, very independent 🤌🏾. Very much MeAn and like to be left alone.. lol! NEVER TELLS YOU A LIE NO MATTER THE OUTCOME, she does not care about your feelings😂... if your hair just isn’t looking right SHE WILL TELL YOU! Someone you can count on to keep her word! A friend who won’t sugar coat anything,WHICH IS BEST FOR YOU! Oh... and hates the word ✨no✨!

Kristian is just that ✨bitch✨

by kdiorrr January 1, 2021

Kristian

A complete utter fucktard. Most likely to shoot up a school, and rape your kids.

Oh no the guy did a Kristian on our school.

by Ktherapy November 8, 2019

kirst

Really not nice

You are a kirst

by Jay June 2, 2004

Khristan

A person who has a very big penis and performs great in bed, at the same time, looks very handsome.

I met this guy last night. He was a "Khristan".

by kikay brown January 22, 2011

Kristian

The biggest goon of them all. Trappin and scrappin. Swagged up to the top and based till the death. Everyone loves him no matter what. He satisfies the ladies and pulls like, Tug-Of-War. No one can come close to being a, "Kristian". He's one of a kind and hard to find, so if you see one around, tell them hello. A "Kristian" is rather social, funny, smart, outgoing, and athletic. Just don't get him confused on bad days, otherwise, you'll be squabbin with him. Don't mess with his Polo Ralph Lauren and you'll be really good friends. All in all, he's the bestestfriend you'll ever meet and someone you want to be around.

Omaigawd it's, Kristian, I'm blessed!

Have you seen his swag?

Have you seen that Ralph Lauren?

He be pullin.

Goon shit.

by Anonymous-K September 15, 2011