1 definition by Anonymous-K
The biggest goon of them all. Trappin and scrappin. Swagged up to the top and based till the death. Everyone loves him no matter what. He satisfies the ladies and pulls like, Tug-Of-War. No one can come close to being a, "Kristian". He's one of a kind and hard to find, so if you see one around, tell them hello. A "Kristian" is rather social, funny, smart, outgoing, and athletic. Just don't get him confused on bad days, otherwise, you'll be squabbin with him. Don't mess with his Polo Ralph Lauren and you'll be really good friends. All in all, he's the bestestfriend you'll ever meet and someone you want to be around.
Omaigawd it's, Kristian, I'm blessed!
Have you seen his swag?
Have you seen that Ralph Lauren?
He be pullin.
Goon shit.
Have you seen his swag?
Have you seen that Ralph Lauren?
He be pullin.
Goon shit.
by Anonymous-K September 15, 2011