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Khristoffer 

The most handsome asian boy ever.They usually have the biggest dick known to man and really smells good like lavender.The K comes from Kratos(god of war) who killed every god in greek and now going to kill norse gods and hristoffer don't mind that.Khris's are usually very funny cause they're asian and most girls would fall for a guy named Khris even boys!!!
"Oh Khristoffer what a nice dick you got"
Khristoffer by KHRIS THE GREAT March 14, 2017
Words you can keep

Christoffer 

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun
I’d totally smash Christoffer
Christoffer by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Khristopher 

Handsome, beautiful and amazing. Best looking guy in the world and can do no wrong.
*Oh, you just pulled a Khristopher.
*Josh you are just like Khristopher.
*Christopher, you are Khristopher.
Khristopher by K.P.KA May 18, 2010

Christoffer 

Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.
Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way
Christoffer by Christoffer May 22, 2017

Kristofer 

Most loving and sweet guy you will ever meet and will always be there for you, when you think of kristofer you get butterflies in your stomach. And DAMN is he sexy that smile can set you in a trance and when your his he will do anything for you.
Omg I love kristofer he is my everything
The most underrated variation of Kristoff or Kristoffer of all time, and probably this guy's most underrated name, too. Because of how underrated Kristoffe is, no one seems to appreciate him enough. He's the type of person that would go along with nearly everything, uninvolved with any conflict, but always has the simplest things to say. Underneath the quiet persona is a boy filled with a potential he has yet to reach; thoughts that are meant to be shared with the world, dreams that are nothing less than possible. One would think of him as the chill friend that never fails to listen and cheer you up, but at the same time, make you ponder on things that might not even make sense. Nonetheless, Kristoffe often fails to remember not only how capable he is to achieve anything, but how much he is worth fighting for, too. So if you know a Kristoffe in your life, tell him you love him, it's likely that he needs to hear it.
Kristoffe is a friend worth keeping for life, but only do that if you can give him the love he deserves.
Kristoffe by ncrthstar March 29, 2021

Kristoffer 

A norwegian name that means "the Dark God of all puny humans" from norse language. Kristoffer was a term used by vikings in the dark ages to describe all Dark Gods basically, and is therefor also the considered meaning of the Devil and all Evil in the world.
Yes, Kristoffer took his sould and brought it to hell
Kristoffer by ylean January 12, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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