hard jeans 

When you see a beautiful woman and your dick gets hard, your jeans or pants also get hard around the groin area. It's another way of saying you just experienced a boner. A hard feeling in the jeans is a sure sign that you just saw something that you liked. This is caused by peeping on some big tits or catching a glimpse of a great ass. If the jeans are too tight, the boner may cause significant pain. The most comfortable way to wear a boner is either completely nude, totally naked, or with just a pair of lightweight baggy shorts on.

Steve: "Oh fuck, look at that fucking big-tittied blonde!"
Gary: "Shit man, she is one fine broad."
Steve: "Oh fuck, I just got hard jeans. I am envisioning slamming her right now."
Gary: "Her buttcheeks would be red when I was done with her."
Steve: "You want to meet up again tomorrow night and talk about fucking chicks?"
Gary: "Yes"

Hard Jeans can also be hard pants, hard shorts, etc.

hard jeans by John Planet December 30, 2009

seven jeans

popular brand of jeans among high schoolers and hip adults, mentioned in 'my humps' average cost 100+

i just got these exclusive seven jeans.

seven jeans by xxjen December 18, 2005

Jeanis

The crease in jeans that occurs on your zipper when you sit down. Looks like a small penis, hence "jeanis"

Dude, nice jeanis, you horny bastard!

Jeanis by AIDZ September 27, 2005

period jeans 

A pair of loose jeans that a female wears when she is on the rag.

"My girlfriend gets angry and bloated when she is on PMS patrol. Her period jeans and negative attitude totally killed my boner."

period jeans by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

bitch jeans 

Very tight EVERYWHERE jeans. They show off everything you got and can only be worn correctly with the perfect ass to dick to leg ratio. The should fall loosely over a flat ass.

Oh damn did you see how brad was rocking his bitch jeans today? Nobody could pull those off like he does.

bitch jeans by anal1664 June 27, 2020

Wiener Jeans 

When your wiener gets trapped pointing downward while you're wearing jeans, and it gets hard. Such an occurrence requires the awkward repositioning and movement to bind it under your belt when no one's watching.

The short skirt Sarah wore to school today gave me a mad case of Wiener Jeans.

Wiener Jeans by Fu Kwon January 14, 2010

cuffed jeans 

Cuffed jeans are jeans that have the bottom rolled up above the ankle. They have been in the fashion world for many years. In 2019, the LGBTQ+ community has "claimed" cuffed jeans as bisexual. However, no matter what your sexuality is, cuffed jeans can be worn by anyone. Straight, gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter. Cuffed jeans are a universal fashion statement to be shared by all genders and sexualities around the world!

Person 1: Hey, I like your cuffed jeans!
Person 2: Thank you! I think that they're great!
Person 1: Yeah, cuffed jeans are a fashionable item of clothing that anyone can wear!
Person 2: I agree!

cuffed jeans by C of the PTC July 5, 2019