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the HAWKING shake

girl bent over attached to the wheelchair while the disabled guy has sex with her with a machine making her go up and down while riding around in a circle
"DAMN!, Johnny the disabled guys getting the hawking shake, madness, YOU GO JOHNNY BOY!"
by Gwazzo March 11, 2025
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Palestinian Hawk

The spreader lies to help deflect attention away from the truth because it is too difficult to accept
Shall we talk about the real role of Hamas, no, let's just Palestinian Hawk it instead.
by anonymous February 15, 2024
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Hawk Tuey

When you try to spit in someone’s face aka “hawk tuah” but you do it wrong likely because you don’t know how and just end up launching it on yourself or otherwise not reaching the target. End result is a wad of spit hanging from your mouth.
“Nice prius you got there loser!” “Shut up bitch! Hawk tuey!” “Haha you just spit on your car dumbass!”
by pileofheads March 2, 2025
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Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.
by anonymous December 9, 2021
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Shit Hawk

A Person who is being overly obnoxious. Trolling for the gold.
Wow yesterday i was a total Shit Hawk in the xbox live chat. SHITTTT HAWWWKKKK BUKAAAW
by gotit April 18, 2020
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The Epstein and Hawking Connection

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking
The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.
by zekolonon March 20, 2024
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Hawking

Covering yourself in anti-bacterial gel, wearing a face mask and masturbating into black-out territory during the Corona outbreak.
Ah man William Hawk really inspired me to Hawking last weekend.
by Sikkkkkkkko March 12, 2020
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