Hosation

the noun form of a hosed state.

User: "My computer is hosed again."
Tech Support: "This hosation was caused by a virus downloaded during your excessive porn surfing."

by Brian N April 21, 2006

hosemastered

When you predict a movie in every aspect from any point in a movie.

We were watching Romeo must die and Dave hosemastered the whole thing down to the aliyah song at the credits.

by Romeomustdie February 20, 2009

hospital kick

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.

Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung

by great success April 5, 2010

Host Powers

(Common video game term)
The concept that the Host of the match is rewarded with superior priority abilities.

-Most common in the Gears of War series

A: Dude that guy just killed me with two bullets!

B: Thats because he's host. He has Host Powers.

by B1ARG A11 June 16, 2010

hosaver

A guy who dates notoriously promiscuous women, in hopes that he can save the Ho from her whorish deeds and become a good girl.

Bro, what are you thinking dating lucy, she banged every guy on the team. Thats the second skank you dated this month, you a Hosaver!

by NakedNate4 December 7, 2010

Hosehole

A derogatory word for calling somebody a name. Has no real meaning. Not very offensive. Used more in a casual setting among friends jokingly. Sounds like a curse word even though it's completely harmless and meaningless. Catches people off guard and can be used around anyone.

Stop eating all my chips ya hosehole!

You're such a hosehole! I can't believe you pubed my burger!

Ha! you're driving on the wrong side of the road you dumbass.
Yeah? well you're just a hosehole....

You're a faggot
Yeah? well at least I'm not a hosehole

by Crawfisch December 17, 2010

hostage mother

A stupid, lazy woman who spawns many children to live off tax money and care for herself. And every now and then, her kids.

That octo-cunt is a hostage mother. Where is child services?!

by Fleurdelisa October 21, 2010