are you fucking me seriously?

A mixture of "are you fucking with me?" and "are you serious?" commonly used when cut off by some dumbass driver, who was too stupid to get over when they were supposed to.

Also when you hear something completely unbelievable.

A stupid Honda cuts you off, almost causing you to text-end so you scream "are you fucking me seriously?"

"honey, I think were have sextuplets"
"are you fucking me seriously?"

are you fucking me seriously? by tinkmobile June 21, 2009

ass fucking 

when a male is behind his female partner, who is usually bent over, and shoves his penis in her vagina and begins to fuck her. can be very painful for her.

I walked in on mary and larry last night..he was ass fucking her and she actually liked it!

ass fucking by lizabeth_x3 October 4, 2007

amanda fucking palmer 

An extremely alcoholic drink cocktail consisting of a mix of lemonade, iced tea, and moonshine, in such proportions that when set to an open flame, the drink combusts. Best paired with Trout Heart.

"Dude, this Amanda Palmer is kicking my ass."
"Well, have you tried an Amanda Fucking Palmer?"
"Um..."
*Sets drink on fire*

"Holy shit. Gimme."

amanda fucking palmer by ZorkianStove August 4, 2015

air fucking 

When a Football player or some other athlete shakes his penis in front of a Referee.

96 of the Indianapolis Colts was caught Air Fucking

air fucking by Hawks Boy January 12, 2019

ass fucking 

its where your gay bestfriend sticks his dick up your vergen ass and cums on your butt hole and proceeds to lick it up

ashjen ass fucking me lastnight i hated it

ass fucking by pussy licker2000 September 25, 2020

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt 

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

ass fucking chode eater

1.used to call a man or woman an ass fucking chode eater.
2.its a great comebacke for and thing.
3. used to describe someone who likes ass sex and eating chodes.
A GREAT PHRASE

billy-''you're such a dick lick''
ted-''ass fucking chode eater''
billy-''i iknow...''

ass fucking chode eater by s-dizzzzle March 26, 2008