Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"

Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!

by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021

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Get the Fuckin johnnymug.

Fuckin the shortbus

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023

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