lyndon state college

A fine academic establishment in Northern Vermont. During the winter, which lasts from October to May, students of LSC can typically be found skiing or snowboarding down the tiny-ass hill between the Stonehenge dorms and the Stonehenge parking lot, climbing the central "ice sculpture" which looks suspiciously phallic most of the time, coming up with incredibly creative methods of smoking pot, contracting food poisoning from the culinary anus of America (a.k.a. Stevens Dining Hall), or seeing how much alcohol it is possible to consume in one night (about 15 hours). During the summer, which is about two weeks of the time the college is actually inhabited by anything besides bears, moose, and really fucked up looking creatures known as "Public Safety Officers", all incoming freshmen are required to find out that no, you don't want to swim in the ponds on campus, and also that the Packing House is not at all worth their money.

Lyndon State College: A good place to get really, really fucked up.

by feceseater25 September 13, 2010

Boston College

Boston College is a school that is small enough so that walking around you always run into people you know, but large enough so that there are always new people to meet. BC is a great school, located in a great location, and although there are a few spoiled rich kids at BC, you realize that there is also a good number of stand up people at BC. BC has a stong academic background, good athletics (minus their amazing choking ability), and an underrated party scene.

And for the record I didn't apply to Notre Dame, nor did I ever have a desire to spend 4 years in bumblecrap Southbend.

"BC is losing to Syracuse?"

"Syracuse? But Temple beat Syracuse! Temple!"

"Let's go back to the mods"

by BCDubs May 8, 2005

2009 College Grad

screwed; unemployment line resident

You know, I almost wish I wasn't a 2009 College grad... I've already spent three months looking for a job with no luck!

by His little nymphette May 1, 2009

Cornell College

A small college always confused with larger and more prestigious Cornell University. Founded solely to confuse people.

Hey, check this out, I think I can get into Cornell College. Wait, why is there also a Cornell University... crap!

by DanielBr March 16, 2009

Marist College

Located in sketchy Po-town, Marist seems to be the nicest thing there. Walking around the perfectly cut grass of the campus green with the crazy squirrels, one may see an array of guys with popped collars with baseball hats half off their head. Girls in ugg boots. Also completing the outfit is the ipod, tucked under the shirt, while walking to class so one can listen to 2.3 minutes of music. With 1/3 of the school being from long island (which i guess is the "superior" place to be) then the rest from conn, upperstate NY, new jersey, new england or other. 4 days at LEAST a student will go out to a club/bar/frat and party...and get up for an 8am class.

At Marist College, save a balloon. pop a collar.

by FOXY LADY July 9, 2006

Randolph-Macon Woman's College

a small, private, 4-year liberal arts all female college. In addition to a beautiful campus and incredible professors, the students are top notch, going on to higher degrees, winning famous fellowships, and getting awesome careers. They can compete with any ivy league graduate in a battle of wits and are known for their independent nature. For fun, they frequent nearby colleges, including Hampden-Sydney College, an all male college. They are the envy of nearby all female colleges, such as Sweet Briar College and Hollins. Viewed as mostly snotty sorority-esque girls, neither college can compete with R-MWC's brilliance.

SBC girl: We're so much prettier and richer than Randolph-Macon girls! *flips hair and adjusts pearls*
R-MWC girl: Looks and money only matter if you don't have a brain. At least I'm going to an intellectually challenging college and not just a finishing school.
HSC boy: Wow, a girl that can think for herself! Marry me now, R-MWC girl!
R-MWC girl: You'll just have to wait until after I finish my Peace Corps service and doctoral dissertation.

by friend of a friend November 29, 2004

Pymble Ladies College

A prestigious school located in the upper north shore Sydney. Annual fees exceed $20,000 and it is also a sister school to Knox Grammar. Many other jealous, inferior schools such as Abbotsleigh, Ravenswood and Brigidine would say that Pymble Ladies are sluts. This is false. Occasionally, a slut will pass through, but there are quickly disposed of. There is also argument that they are dumb, as they are not selective. This is also false, as the school came top in four different subjects in the HSC, including Business Studies. 60% of PLC students also obtain a score of 90% or above in their ATAR. There is also talk of the girls being bitches. Like any school, their are mean girls and nice girls, and for some obscure reason other, not so smart, schools base their opinions on these small number of mean girls. PLC is a top school, and very well regarded, being one of the top 5 boarding schools in the world. IN THE WORLD. Many of the parents also drive expensive BMW's, AUDI or Jaguars. Most of the students are also incredibly pretty and lovely, however the Year eights and sevens are highly despised by other grades for their arrogance and vanity. We understand if you loathe them.

Year 8 from Pymble Ladies College: I am so pretty and smart and everyone loves me.

Year 9 from Pymble Ladies College: No, shithead, they don't.

Dont worry, we knock them into shape.

by Yannos Mandarin August 24, 2011