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War Wagon

(In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.
Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!
by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 2, 2024
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Banter-wagon

Another term for a bus, used mainly when returning from the pub/parties.

Can also be used to describe a hot new ride.
1) "The wheels on the Banter-wagon go round and round..."

2) "We run 'em over in our Banter-wagon!"

3) "Going cruising in the Banter-wagon then?
by KingFreshie February 20, 2011
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Jam wagon-wheeling

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass that poo (chocolate), cum (marshmallow) and blood (jam) pour out when your done.
Bye mum, I'm off jam wagon-wheeling.

That girl is so hot, I'd like to jam wagon-wheel her.
by CG Badman June 19, 2017
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lettuce wagon

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.
by BlackSage May 21, 2018
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jig wagon

A jig wagon is a tasteless, gaudy, flashy car with mud flaps, small external horns, swirling twirlers, and large hood ornaments, most often seen in the hood driven by porch moneys drinkin’ mad dog 20 20 inside a paper sack. If one is seen in the burbs, they’re coming after your money or wife.
Billy Joe; Lookie there bubba, here comes another jig wagon.
Bubba; Yeah, them nigs done up to no good.
by Mohammad Gonzales September 27, 2011
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Snack Wagon

A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
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Diabetes Wagon

Look mom, it's the diabetes wagon!
by cdeeznutz March 13, 2020
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