self wash 

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

self wash by jagwaggin March 22, 2011

self propelled blubber butt

Somebody that got hundreds of millions of dollars and is a lying scumbag hypocrite globalist. Often makes films in states where he can avoid union rates. He is psychic obese. Owns massive amounts of stock in Haliburton and defense contractors while he is badmouthing these companies and wars.

I am a bit overweight myself, but nothing like that self propelled blubber butt Michael Moore.

self propelled blubber butt by randomjgh March 26, 2011

Self Cockfidence 

When a male is comfortable with removing his clothes, or not wearing underwear (free balling) because he has a big penis, and knows it.

Dude, did you hear Tyler suprise stripped for that foreign girls birthday party?" "Damn, Tyler has serious self cockfidence.

Self Cockfidence by CockyandIknowit April 14, 2011

Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter

Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.

Self Stalking by Damian12345 June 20, 2011

Self PVP 

to masturbate Palm vs Penis or vice versa

I got bored waiting in BG queues so i did a little self pvp to kill time..

Self PVP by TheRealStuntCock August 23, 2011

self-correctation 

the process of immediately correcting one’s own social network post after auto-correct on the mobile device screws up the original meaning.

Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.

a couple of seconds later...

Steve: Self-correctation: word

self-correctation by CatherineAF October 7, 2011

Self Dutching 

The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.

Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.

Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.

Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.

Self Dutching by Stredball February 8, 2013