riding the moped

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.

You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

mopery

Loitering while walking. Hanging out in an environ, i.e. a particular block; moving so as to avoid arrest on more traditional loitering charges. Mopery is not a real charge or violation of the law, but a descriptive term, stretching the legalities of loitering, which would include staying in one place.

So you are convicted of mopery, not loitering.

by poleece January 2, 2006

Moped

Fun to ride, but dont wanna be seen riding it

Dang that chick is a total moped!

"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."

by Hoolia16 October 30, 2011

Mopping

The act of cleaning the cum off of your mouth, after giving head, with the mans pubes

I love mopping the cum off of my mouth with your pubes.

by beanercunt March 15, 2011

mopsy

n. Prostitute, slattern, 'ho.

But mopsy is actually the best word ever for describing your mom!

by Bilx August 13, 2006

mopo

A police officer on a motorcycle

"look," proclaimed Tyrone. "It's a Mopo."
"I thought I smelled bacon," replied Rufus.

by Dre Savage May 3, 2006

mopho

see:George W. Bush

by person yo-yo February 28, 2003