horndog 

A negative name for a man who is sexually rude to a girl, or is being inappropriate about/towards a girl, Another term would be perv or pervert

girl: he's such a horndog!!
girl 2: i know, he's sooooo gross!!!

horndog by Carlos Walker March 29, 2008

J Money Horn 

Not really a horn at all. This is the use of vocal power in the same manner as a horn in order that one might avoid using the real automotive horn on account of it sounding too "wussy."

"I don't use my real horn. It sounds too wussy so I just stick my head out the window and yell."

-J Money

J Money Horn by Chester October 25, 2004

Hornswaggle 

When a woman(or gay man) invites a man to their home under the pretext of a friendly hang out, but with their subtext being, "I'm gonna fuck that guy."

Sweetie, I went to hang out with Sarah and she jumped me.

That bitch tried to hornswaggle you?! I never trusted her.

Hornswaggle by Bootsie M. Tripper III September 20, 2014

Blow your own horn

The act of sucking your own dick because it is either very long or you are very flexible.

Alfred and Jake were kicked out of the blow your own horn club when they could not reach their cocks.

Blow your own horn by Hashtaghottie October 10, 2014

French Horn 

The only non-percussion instrument in a classical orchestra that can be played with just one hand. It was invented to be like this because the horn player's other hand is usually otherwise occupied.

French Horns are great instruments, but you wouldn't want to meet a French Hornist.

French Horn by CYO Viola Player September 3, 2006

horn-scraper 

An unattractive woman.

"I was kinda disappointed with the turn-out at that party. All I saw were horn-scrapers."

horn-scraper by Kevin Thomas R. September 11, 2006

Smatter Horn 

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

Smatter Horn by Turbaisu August 6, 2007