fart chaser

A homosexual male; a gay man. Likely derived from the practice of anal sex.

John is a real fart chaser.

by mira2112 August 3, 2010

Fart Palpitations

Working so hard to get a fart out that it causes your heart to skip a beat.

I blacked out from trying to pass gas the other day. The doctor said it must be fart palpitations.

by Ronkonkoma November 18, 2010

Fart before the shart

The fart starts out somewhat normal then becomes louder and more choppy like a sprinkler. The smell slowly starts to linger before the rest of the air has been pushed. As the end of this fart nears it will become louder and more bass Like, making a thump. The last whisper out of the sphincter will sound wet and feel almost pasty like peanut butter. Once its over the little poop particles in the air hit your nostrils and stings your sniffer. at this time you need to make your way to a shitter cuz whats next is a mixter of air and wet poop. The shart!

All of the sudden the room filled with a pungent stink as nate ran through the room to the bathroom. Everyone knew he just experienced the ol fart before the shart!

by Franz2 September 3, 2011

fart pirate

One who sits in wait for another to fart, then quickly inhales the gas directly from the sphincter before anyone else can enjoy it. Usually an ass whooping ensues.

"I had the best fart today but before I could smell it some fart pirate came and stole it."

by Lauren McCormack January 31, 2006

fart cloud

someone else's fart leftovers

damn....I got sideswiped by walking into his fart cloud.

by Mark T January 25, 2005

fart butter

greasy residue that accompanies flatulence often after eating rich or oily foods

I just greased my shorts with fart butter.

by Ugly Dave September 6, 2007

fart around

to waste time(use caution with fart)

Why are you guys farting around? Don't you have homework to do.

by Light Joker November 21, 2004