fart around

to waste time(use caution with fart)

Why are you guys farting around? Don't you have homework to do.

by Light Joker November 21, 2004

Fart Around It

The phrase used during anal by the giver to tell the taker they wont pull out so the taker can fart.

As used in jail:
Inmate #1- Dude pull out I gotta fart.
Inmate #2- No way man your gonna have to fart around it.

by gimpfeet April 15, 2009

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022