Reverse Tampon

Verb. A very S&M sexual act in which the female first starts to give oral intercourse to her male partner, and the starts to gnaw/bite until his dick starts to bleed, and then he inserts it into her snatch, and cums/bleeds. Its some very fucked up shit bro.

Guy 1: So how was Carla last night? Was she freaky?
Victim: You have no idea. She made me do the reverse tampon, and it still hurts!

by xPervz July 28, 2011

A tampon

a piece of metal girls stick up their pussys for fun. also can be as a budget sex toy.

wow..... your using a tampon?
wow.. mind if i try?

by koktopussy November 15, 2020

tamponavegetarian

One who refuses to consume meat due to beliefs that it "hurts the animals"

Nick: Have a fucking hot dog asshole!
Conrad: I dunno I swore off meat
Nick: What are you; a fucking tamponavegetarian?
Conrad: Hell no..... pass the mustard!

by Sitka September 11, 2005

teapot

The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.

"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."

by Captain Ben July 28, 2008

tampoon

a female sanitary aid which goes in a nice warm place..

When the man watched the attractive woman bend over to pick something up, he silently wished he was her tampoon.

by fuckman January 5, 2008

teapot

Ahren Olson, formerly known as "Handles," because he is short and stout.

All Teapot does is drink and play poker online. What a loser.

by dude March 24, 2004

tampon

Synonym for being a childish or bitch.

Used in reference to having an unreasonable amount of time and an uncanny ability to waste the life of everyone around / near / on the same continent as you.

The mids are being tampons again. It really wouldn't matter if we took our relic back with the entire realm of Hibernia and one mid defender. They'd still blame the mushrooms and mentalist healing abilities.

by Double U Tea Eph Grow Up People February 4, 2004