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turkey tornado 

the act of placeing a complete turkey dinner in ur partners vagina, sealing it off with some type of sealent and then proceeding to beat the female partner up, luquidfiying the turkey dinner into a chunky smoothie and then proceeding to drink the meal with your patner.
my wife and are hosting a turkey tornado dinner party tommorow night

Turkey gobbler

When you take your lovers ball sack and fashion it in such a way that it dangles from your chin, and then you yell gooble gobble as you eat his asshole which is covered in various Thanksgiving Day foods such as mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce.
Dude, Uncle Ted gave me a turkey gobbler. Hes such a weirdo!
Turkey gobbler by Trevtrev69 December 26, 2010

Tap the Turkey 

The term "Tap the Turkey" is used to describe the act of female arousal.

Use of "Tap the Turkey" must be accompanied by a comical vision where the female groin is replaced by a steaming skinless turkey, glistening in the sun.
The steaming turkey is then tapped with 2 fingers in a rhythmic fashion.

Discovered at Ben's beach house after he hooked in with Kate
Warren: "Tap her turkey Ben"
Ben: "Shut up man"
Kate: "what?"
Tap the Turkey by Moop December 4, 2004

jive turkey 

Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.
Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. [Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.
jive turkey by shavov5 December 28, 2013

Turkey Day 

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!
"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."
Turkey Day by that guy November 26, 2003

turkey club 

when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle
john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day
turkey club by lee November 16, 2004