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when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle
john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day
by lee November 16, 2004
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time
Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one
by guy May 02, 2007
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a high ranking official in cif designed to prevent chubbiness
"yo turkey club lets go bust a slim fast on that mo fo"
by turkey club October 31, 2004
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