Fury Potato

When your shit comes out of your ass at such speed that it creates a tsunami in the toliet all over your ass leaving you so disgusted that you need to take a shower. Also what the Irish call their frag grenades.

God Damnit I just fury potatoed.

by "Smart" October 3, 2018

Crusty Sweet Potato

A phrase used to describe Ricegum

Jacob Sartorius: "Boy you literally look like a crusty sweet potato!"

by CDog821 June 22, 2016

mash potatoes

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

by Dan D July 11, 2005

potato Houdini

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face

I totally pulled a potato houdini on my girlfriend last night.

by Jim April 10, 2004

couch potato

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005

potato wedges

A camel toe or vagina.

Hey, check out that milf's potato wedges.

by fat-pie in the sky March 22, 2010

Potato Crusher

To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.

No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.

No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.

by potato pusher December 30, 2010