rabid zebra

Condition that occurs in black males caused by furious masturbation after ejaculation wherein the semen becomes frothy, causing the weiner to appear black and white.

Man, I walked in on Tyrone flogging it yesterday and he had a rabid zebra.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005

cock demon

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005

couch potato

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 09, 2005

the hindenburg

When you have a raging hard-on, and it spontaneously combusts

Have you ever heard of the Hindenber...HOLY SHIT!!! MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005

spicy burrito

Putting hot sauce on your man-meat and proceeding to make sweet love your lady.

She said, "That's one spicy burrito!"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005

colon demon

The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor

The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005

custard's last stand

Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents

It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005