The_Phantom_Shitters's definitions

rabid zebra

Condition that occurs in black males caused by furious masturbation after ejaculation wherein the semen becomes frothy, causing the weiner to appear black and white.

Man, I walked in on Tyrone flogging it yesterday and he had a rabid zebra.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

colon demon

The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor

The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

injun on a bike

Rather common condition on E-Machine brand computers wherein any major component stops working

Whoa, bummer dude. Looks like you didn't just get one injun on a bike, but a whole race!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 10, 2005

custard's last stand

Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents

It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

mexican ninja

A sexual act wherein one proceeds to have a quickie with their partner in the kitchen of a resaurant (preferably a burrito joint) during operating hours in a covert manner.

I am Zorro, the true master of the mexican ninja! HIHO SILVER!!!! AWAY!!!!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

the hindenburg

When you have a raging hard-on, and it spontaneously combusts

Have you ever heard of the Hindenber...HOLY SHIT!!! MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

cock demon

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005