The mythical creature that causes morning wood
Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.
Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch
"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"
Condition that occurs in black males caused by furious masturbation after ejaculation wherein the semen becomes frothy, causing the weiner to appear black and white.
Man, I walked in on Tyrone flogging it yesterday and he had a rabid zebra.
The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor
The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!
Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents
It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.
Rather common condition on E-Machine brand computers wherein any major component stops working
Whoa, bummer dude. Looks like you didn't just get one injun on a bike, but a whole race!
When you have a raging hard-on, and it spontaneously combusts
Have you ever heard of the Hindenber...HOLY SHIT!!! MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!