Definitions by The_Phantom_Shitters

injun on a bike 

Rather common condition on E-Machine brand computers wherein any major component stops working

Whoa, bummer dude. Looks like you didn't just get one injun on a bike, but a whole race!

injun on a bike by The_Phantom_Shitters February 10, 2005

couch potato 

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

couch potato by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005

the hindenburg

When you have a raging hard-on, and it spontaneously combusts

Have you ever heard of the Hindenber...HOLY SHIT!!! MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!

the hindenburg by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

mexican ninja 

A sexual act wherein one proceeds to have a quickie with their partner in the kitchen of a resaurant (preferably a burrito joint) during operating hours in a covert manner.

I am Zorro, the true master of the mexican ninja! HIHO SILVER!!!! AWAY!!!!

mexican ninja by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

custard's last stand 

Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents

It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.

custard's last stand by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

cock demon 

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

cock demon by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

spicy burrito 

Putting hot sauce on your man-meat and proceeding to make sweet love your lady.

She said, "That's one spicy burrito!"

spicy burrito by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005