The_Phantom_Shitters's definitions

mexican ninja

A sexual act wherein one proceeds to have a quickie with their partner in the kitchen of a resaurant (preferably a burrito joint) during operating hours in a covert manner.

I am Zorro, the true master of the mexican ninja! HIHO SILVER!!!! AWAY!!!!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

rabid zebra

Condition that occurs in black males caused by furious masturbation after ejaculation wherein the semen becomes frothy, causing the weiner to appear black and white.

Man, I walked in on Tyrone flogging it yesterday and he had a rabid zebra.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

injun on a bike

Rather common condition on E-Machine brand computers wherein any major component stops working

Whoa, bummer dude. Looks like you didn't just get one injun on a bike, but a whole race!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 10, 2005

cock demon

The mythical creature that causes morning wood

Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

the hindenburg

When you have a raging hard-on, and it spontaneously combusts

Have you ever heard of the Hindenber...HOLY SHIT!!! MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

couch potato

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005

custard's last stand

Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents

It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005