Definitions by The_Phantom_Shitters

injun on a bike 

Rather common condition on E-Machine brand computers wherein any major component stops working

Whoa, bummer dude. Looks like you didn't just get one injun on a bike, but a whole race!

injun on a bike by The_Phantom_Shitters February 10, 2005

couch potato 

Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch

"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"

couch potato by The_Phantom_Shitters February 9, 2005

mexican ninja 

A sexual act wherein one proceeds to have a quickie with their partner in the kitchen of a resaurant (preferably a burrito joint) during operating hours in a covert manner.

I am Zorro, the true master of the mexican ninja! HIHO SILVER!!!! AWAY!!!!

mexican ninja by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

rabid zebra 

Condition that occurs in black males caused by furious masturbation after ejaculation wherein the semen becomes frothy, causing the weiner to appear black and white.

Man, I walked in on Tyrone flogging it yesterday and he had a rabid zebra.

rabid zebra by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

the hindenburg

When you have a raging hard-on, and it spontaneously combusts

Have you ever heard of the Hindenber...HOLY SHIT!!! MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!

the hindenburg by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

custard's last stand 

Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents

It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.

custard's last stand by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

spicy burrito 

Putting hot sauce on your man-meat and proceeding to make sweet love your lady.

She said, "That's one spicy burrito!"

spicy burrito by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005