penis cozy

1. An item, often knitted or crafted, which is intended mainly for covering the penis when not in use.

2. A euphemism for the vagina.

3. Perj. A girlfriend of a man that is tends to smother him, often spending too much time with him.

1. My girlfriend crocheted me this awesome penis cozy for my birthday!

2. My little brother's hyperactive sex drive always finds him chasing the penis cozies.

3. Man 1: Is Dave coming to the party tonight?
Man 2: I don't know, but he better not bring his penis cozy. I wish she'd just get a friend and leave us the hell alone.

by R Schultz August 23, 2005

penis nose

Someone who talks like they have a penis permanently stuck in their nose.

Man #1: "Hey Lauren, what's up?"
Penis nose: "Hey, nothing much, huhuhuhuhuh"

by E-real May 13, 2008

penis slap

when after receiving oral sex the guy pulls his penis out of the chicks mouth and slaps her on the forehead with his dick

Man Last night I gave Veronica the wickest penis slap

by swil February 27, 2003

penis lover

A person who loves the cock and gets aroused by rather large male organs

Katie was always craving to suck on something large; she was a penis-lover.

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

penis abuser

someone who jerks off everyday,probablly more than once

masturbate abuserjerk offman whore penis abuser

by cocksuckinbabyxxx May 3, 2009

penis

If you can't think of anything else to look up on this website you are here!

Man penis is all i can think of

by Ball Sac March 24, 2004

Penised

Sexual intercourse involving the use of a penis. Not a fake penis, but a real penis possesed by a male of the species. e.g. a lesbian cannot "penis" another lesbian.

Dude, wookie totally penised lyzzi last night.

by Fianslip April 18, 2006