1. Not cool at all like hell
3. gay

Friend 1: Dude! They pushed back that game release!
Friend 2: OMG! Thats REAL PENIS!
by aznstar808 August 26, 2008
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1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.

2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.
My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.

Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.
by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018
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