Penisa 

Created by rearranging the letters in sapien, penisa was created to a) replace curse words and b) to refer to someone as being gay without their knowledge.(HOMO sapien) Created by two teenage girls from Virginia that became irritated with a certain kid.

"Shut the penisa up you penisan penisa!"
"haha, Justine is such a penisa"
"You are so penisa"
"that penisa should come out of the closet"

Penisa by KRLD January 1, 2009

Guacamole nigga penis 

Some real nigga shit

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.

Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.

Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010

Urban Penis Tionary 

Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary

Gee, I hope my definition gets picked by Urban Penis Tionary!

Urban Penis Tionary by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

penis lol 

A very high-ranking type of comedy, and the pinnacle of all jokes.

Comedian: "penis lol"
*crowd goes wild*

penis lol by Camwood July 20, 2016