Ohio oil change

The act of feeding a paralyzed woman a mixture of Taco Bell, Coffee, and laxatives, then removing her from her wheel chair and suspending her above a man. Her butt plug is then removed and the excrement is used as lube. The man finishes into a cup of coffee, the woman drinks it, and the plug is reinserted thereby completing the oil change

Guy 1: Did you seriously give her an Ohio oil change last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, the smell and cleanup were horrendous.

by FunkyTrunk March 18, 2024

oliver oil

A rich greasy fluid that if ingested causes you to act in a really "slippery" manner like da infamous Ollie North.

Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it's no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".

by QuacksO October 14, 2018

oil man

A man or lady who massages strippers

Yo go tell the oil man come here and rub down the stripper

by Booty asss March 22, 2017

Olive Oil

virgin

virgin Olive Oil

by SarcasticBean March 4, 2021

big boys oiled up

it means that ms tedricks boyfreind is skibidi

joseph dalgren is big boys oiled up

by anonymous February 27, 2024

tulip oil

Tulip oil is the equivalent of pussy juice, specifically indicating the lips of said pussy. Term used in social situations to mask nsfw conversations

This chick was so wet, she was oozing tulip oil.

by Lickemhardjames July 28, 2018

Oil

Supple wet pussy that grips

"Ol Head but she still got that oil"

by NerdyRedBish April 26, 2022