A quirky boy, yet still very cool to be around. Excel at some kind of sport and a girl could like him but he’d never know. Has one of the best personalities and is very cute. If you like a mateo, first become friends with them. And if a mateo likes someone they should tell the girl instantly because they aren’t good at showing they’re feelings.
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