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fire breathing dragon

immmediately following ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers a womans mouth and punches her in the stomach, causing the ejaculate to be expelled through the nasal passage. it appears that she has magically transformed into a medieval beast. this is only to be performed by brave knights. (see also: smoking dragons breath)
"hey sean. what's that mess on the wall?" "oh that. last night i slayed a fire breathing dragon on the couch."
by sean_517 August 5, 2006
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Firebird

The best car out there. It will bet any ford, anyday of the year!!!
When your a girl that drives a 1984 Firebird, you get all the guys, trust me, I know!!
by Trisha October 24, 2003
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ninjas on fire

A synonym for something so kickass it could only be Halo 2. Stems from a speech by Jason Jones.
"Halo 2 is alot like Halo 1, except it's Halo 1 on fire going 120 miles per hour through a hospital zone chased by helicopters and ninjas. And the ninjas are all on fire too."
-Jason Jones
by Zuka July 14, 2004
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Fire

1. A substance that has the power to burn things to ashes, especially dry things like paper and trees. Incredible fun to play with, but you'd better pray to God it doesn't get out of control.
2. A word that is very fun to shout in crowded places like, say, school.
3. To reduce payroll numbers.
4. The second element to summon Captain Planet.
5. Marijuana.
6. A term to describe that you or someone else is doing amazing at the activity they are doing.
1. Thank God cavemen discovered how to make fire. Without them we could do fun things like A) toast marshmallows, B) light candles, and C) take lighter and burn leaves when we’re home alone.
2. Take it from me don’t shout, “Fire!” when in a crowded place, like, say, school. The word strikes people with so much panic they run wild and trample people to get outside.
3. Donald Trump looked at me and screamed, “You’re fired!!!”
4. “Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Go Planet!!!”
5. “Do you got any fire on hand?”
6. From the very beginning of the basketball game, I knew I would be on fire. And I sure was! I drained seven three pointers and made five steals in the first half!
by Carrera's Wedge March 27, 2007
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fire shit

When the act of taking a shit is accompanied sensation of your rectum being on fire.
Exclusively used for the morning after drinking cheap beer.
After drinking an underteminable amount of PBR, I had the worst fire shit.
by woody April 30, 2003
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fire hosing

to use ones stream of urine to spray off the bits of feces stuck to the inside of the toilet.
"dude dont poop so much, i had to fire hose the toilet"
by jim May 7, 2005
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ring of fire

the burning sensation around your anus when you take a shit after eating a lot of chilli peppers.
dude1- you want some chilli?

dude2- nah; i'm cuttin' down, last time i got a ring of fire that burned for several hours.

dude1- what can i say- it burns you twice!
by realcelestialphoenix August 15, 2008
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