realcelestialphoenix's definitions

ass chair

a padded chair of which as been sat on for so long that there is an imprint of the user's butt in th chair.

dude1- "i got off the sofa the other day, and left the perfect imprint of my butt in the padding!"

dude2- "you've got yourself an ass chair!"

by realcelestialphoenix March 17, 2009

fart fodder

any foodstuff which makes you fart

guy1
*FAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!!*

guy2
'good push, you been eatin' my fart fodder?'

by realcelestialphoenix January 1, 2009

ring of fire

the burning sensation around your anus when you take a shit after eating a lot of chilli peppers.

dude1- you want some chilli?

dude2- nah; i'm cuttin' down, last time i got a ring of fire that burned for several hours.

dude1- what can i say- it burns you twice!

by realcelestialphoenix August 15, 2008

fukkah

same as fucker, but said with more satification,
hence the "-ah" sound on the end.

you can drew out the -ah, for a more profound effect:-

"fuck you, fukkahhhh"

note: instead of 'fuck' you can also use:
feck (posh)-fekkah
fock(unsure of accent)- fokkah
fack (austerailian)- fekkah

not just a fucker, but a fukkah

by realcelestialphoenix July 2, 2008