Fap February

This month is the month where you have to masturbate at least once in a week, unlike Destroy Dick December, it includes all genders

Guy : Are you excited for Fap February ?
Girl: No ! Because girls can’t participate
Guy:Wdym?! Yeah they can

by Hsjseoddia November 24, 2021

Fap bag

A bagood where you keep your fap supplies

"Yo dude don't touch that that's my fap bag"

"I put my lotion in my fap bag"

by Gaybadgerboi January 9, 2019

Fap Face

The scrunched up face a guy makes as he faps and edges closer to climax.

I dunno what you're doing in your car dude, but you have fap face.

by dj_nafi May 29, 2017

Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 8, 2022

Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.

-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".

by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025

FAP

FAP /map/ (verb)

An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.

"Hey mom, I'm going on a run." "Okay honey, don't forget to FAP."

"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."

"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"

by LiveLoveRunning December 20, 2021

Silent but deadly fap

A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught

Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"

by Wanna date? November 10, 2019