FAP

Fat Ass Pussy

When you meet a girl and you say hey that’s a FAP. My dream girl will have a fat ass pussy.

by KatyRussoProblems June 20, 2025

croft fap fif

A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi

That croft fap fif fAM

by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018

Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015

FAP

F. A. P. Short for : For Academic Purposes

Used to find out about someone in order to masturbate without having to say you are going to but clearly are

What's the name of that pornstar FAP?

I need to know that name for academic purposes.

by Tibbarium August 20, 2020

fap machine

When someone just can’t stop fapping…

Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*

Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!

Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…

*a few minutes later*

“This is the police! Put your hands up!”

Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…

“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”

*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*

by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022

Faps

Faps .. fake ass pieces of shit.

Hiphop/rap term

big mouth wanna be, hypocritical haters, talk the the talk but can’t walk the walk.

Faps bro fake ass pieces of shit thats all they are..
to tell the truth man i aint go no time for these FAPS and that’s facts..
Fuck them keyboard warriors homie, dont sweat it they just a bunch of FAPS for real

by WestOzAlien December 26, 2019

Fap-A-Thon

The action of masturbating for a extended period of time until you recieve friction burns

Jahaziel loves performing his weekly fap-a-thons after James Charles releases a new makeup video.

by A1 Purple December 22, 2024